It's amazing how the anonymity of being online turns people into blithering idiots. I would like to think that there aren't actually this many obnoxious people in the world.
Recently, when I got to three-handed in a small online single table tournament (STT), a spectator starting relentless harassing two of the players. He was obviously a friend the third player. His keyboard must've been smoking because he didn't stop typing insults for the rest of the tournament. The other victim of this was raising a lot, and I never had any decent cards to call, plus I had a comfortable chip lead. When three-handed, the best thing that could happen is having the other two players go all-in against each other, and the spectator was trying to goad us into doing exactly that.
This is one of the most serious offenses in online poker, in my opinion - a spectator berating the players in a game. Usually this spectator was never even in the game. Fortunately, you can often turn off the chat, which I did about halfway through this game.
But revenge is sweet, and the other player knocked out the spectator's friend. I went on to win the tournament.
I've grepped the spectator's chat out of the tournament history, and here it is.
spectator: hang in there brett
spectator: nice try up there retard
spectator: nydago
spectator: change your name to ass hole
spectator: or retard
spectator: i have no respect for fish
spectator: hang in there brett
spectator: nice try up there retard
spectator: nydago
spectator: change your name to ass hole
spectator: or retard
spectator: i have no respect for fish
spectator: and retards
spectator: like you who cant play poker
spectator: all in with k 4
spectator: you suck
spectator: msc
spectator: grow some balls
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: stop being so tight
spectator: your gonna have to call his bluff
spectator: or you will lose all your chips ass hole
spectator: mschneid
spectator: did you hear me
spectator: call nydagos bluff
spectator: he is a bluffing pu ssy
spectator: and you have no balls
spectator: yeah
spectator: we made no money
spectator: whats that
spectator: so your gonna fold fold fold
spectator: and try to win
spectator: by letting everyone else do the job
spectator: yeah your mom
spectator: but she is in the shower
spectator: so give me a min
spectator: nydago
spectator: yeah
spectator: i can see your a retard also
spectator: and your huge chip lead is dwindling away
spectator: im sure they can if i can
spectator: nydago
spectator: your kinda quiet
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: no more bluffing
spectator: oh there you go
spectator: mschneid
spectator: where is your big chip lead
spectator: you dumb ass
spectator: your gonna lose
spectator: you puss y
spectator: mschneid
spectator: do you know how to play
spectator: i hope you lose
spectator: your ass mschneid
spectator: yeah and you cant spell either
spectator: you dumb fu ck
spectator: all you have to do is raise and you will fold fold fold
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: hey mscheid
spectator: just keep folding
spectator: you wont win sh i t
spectator: lol
spectator: hey nydago
spectator: just keep bluffing him
spectator: he is a pu ssy
spectator: hey mschneid
spectator: what you gonna do
spectator: where are all your chips
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: mschneid
spectator: if you dont call im gonna smack your moms teeth out
spectator: for having a pu ssy
spectator: son like you
spectator: pu ssy
spectator: nh nydago
spectator: right
spectator: good idea
spectator: so lose cause of me
spectator: wow mschneid
spectator: what you got
spectator: mschneid
spectator: you got lucky
spectator: ok mschneid
spectator: back to last
spectator: pu ssy
spectator: mschneid
spectator: you have to be the worst player ive ever seen on this site
spectator: you suck
spectator: you should stick to uno
spectator: or another card game
spectator: cause you suck at this one
spectator: you got lucky
spectator: there
spectator: no brett got knocked out
spectator: mschneid
spectator: your a pus sy
spectator: nydago
spectator: your a bluffer
spectator: and deez
spectator: is my bff
spectator: mschneid
spectator: you pu ssy
spectator: big fat pu ssy
spectator: like your moms
spectator: nydago
spectator: i think you and msc
spectator: are lovers
spectator: luck
spectator: all luck
spectator: no skill
spectator: msch
spectator: your a pu ssy
spectator: nydago
spectator: your a bluffer
spectator: remember that
spectator: hey you pu ssys
spectator: want to play me
spectator: i just won
spectator: a 100 tourny
spectator: bi tch
spectator: first
spectator: 500 bucks
spectator: so remember that
spectator: i came in to see my buddy brett
spectator: and he lost
spectator: cause of bull s h i t
spectator: well good
spectator: so you want to play me
spectator: at a higher
spectator: table
spectator: we can start small
spectator: like 50
spectator: or 100
spectator: then if you grow some balls we can go to 200
spectator: what do you say
spectator: two pu ssys
spectator: hhhahahhaahaha
spectator: you dumb
spectator: ass
spectator: please play me
spectator: one of you two retards
spectator: battle of the retards
spectator: such retards
spectator: lol
spectator: so nydago
spectator: you gonna play me
spectator: or how about you pu ssy
spectator: msc
spectator: are you gonna play me
spectator: i dont think either one of your pu ssy asses
spectator: want to play me
spectator: yeah didnt think so
spectator: fu ck you
spectator: both
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I promise you, I know exactly how you feel. I am so sick of rude people online I could scream. I have no clue why they're this way - and it isn't just "a few" - it's many. They seem to think it's somehow smart or stylish to see who can be the rudest.
I'm sorry you experienced that. You sound like a very nice, sensible person and you definitely deserve to be treated with respect.
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